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COLONSTACHE

  • COLONSTACHE Identifies As:
  • Gender: Male
  • Orientation:Bisexual
  • STATS Height: 6'00"
  • Weight: 480 lbs
  • Age: 0 years old.
  • LOCATION Philadelphia, PA, USA
  • Last time online It's been a while
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My Description

Winner of the Moustache Rodeo

I am just a man who loves his lady tickler. Everyday I wake up and I comb it 27 times. Then, I get a shower, where I wash each individual strand of my lip sweater. Finally, I again comb my nose neighbor until it is just the way the ladies love it.

About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Groups)


Hobbies & Interests
mime, nudism, larp
Body Type
bodybuilder
Movies
romantic comedy
Orientation
asexual, bisexual
Eye Color
gray
Hair Color
blond
Ethnicity
Inter-racial
Relationship
dating someone special
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
some college
Profession
Executive / Management
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
like a chimney, 420
Do you drink?
in recovery
I currently live
on a pirate ship, there is a party every night
Socially, I am
social butterfly
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Carnivore
Personality
pirate, playa, white trash, intellectual
Individuality
psychic, pirate at heart
Religious Views
Scientology
Miscellaneous
deaf
Drugs
every chance I get, let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink)
I'm looking for
something REALLY hot, miss right now
Pets
Ferret, Monkey
Gender
Male


Groups:
none



About My Match  (What I'm looking for)


Hobbies & Interests
mime, nudism, target practice, hunting, working out, manga
Their Body Type
disabled, voluptuous
Movies
nothing but porn
Orientation
celibate
Eye Color
glass
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week, bald
Relationship
seeing someone, single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Their Education Level
ain't had no skoolin
Profession
Construction / Craftsman
Income level
that's private
Do they smoke?
chain smoker, like a chimney
Do they drink?
like a fish, alcoholic
They currently live
in a van down by the river
Socially, they are
a couch potato, anti-social
Political Views
green party
Food Related
Chocoholic, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?)
Personality
fun loving, pirate, playa hater, redneck
Individuality
pirate at heart
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
Drugs
every chance I get, what, are you a nark?
They are looking for
mr. right now, something REALLY hot
Pets
Farm Animals, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rock, Birds


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