Colonstache, 51

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Winner of the Moustache Rodeo
I am just a man who loves his lady tickler. Everyday I wake up and I comb it 27 times. Then, I get a shower, where I wash each individual strand of my lip sweater. Finally, I again comb my nose neighbor until it is just the way the ladies love it.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Bisexual
Height 6'00"
Weight 480 lbs
Hobbies & Interests nudism, larp, mime
Body Type bodybuilder
Movies romantic comedy
Orientation bisexual, asexual
Eye Color gray
Hair Color blond
Ethnicity Inter-racial
Relationship dating someone special
Have Kids yes - single parent home
Education Level some college
Profession Executive / Management
Income level Less than $25,000
Do you smoke? 420, like a chimney
Do you drink? in recovery
I currently live there is a party every night, on a pirate ship
Socially, I am social butterfly
Political Views not interested in politics
Food Related Carnivore
Personality intellectual, pirate, playa, white trash
Individuality psychic, pirate at heart
Religious Views Scientology
Miscellaneous deaf
I'm looking for something interesting, miss right now
Pets Monkey, Ferret
Gender Male
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests hunting, manga, mime, nudism, target practice, working out
Their Body Type disabled, voluptuous
Movies nothing but porn
Orientation celibate
Eye Color glass
Hair Color bald, depends on the day of the week
Relationship single - never married, seeing someone
Have Kids no - definitely want them though
Their Education Level ain't had no skoolin
Profession Construction / Craftsman
Income level that's private
Do they smoke? like a chimney, chain smoker
Do they drink? like a fish, alcoholic
They currently live in a van down by the river
Socially, they are anti-social, a couch potato
Political Views green party
Food Related Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Chocoholic
Personality redneck, playa hater, pirate, fun loving
Individuality pirate at heart
Religious Views Not Religious, but Spiritual
They are looking for mr. right now, something REALLY hot
Pets Rock, Pot-Bellied Pig, Farm Animals, Birds

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